Notshe & Fat Dave's Compulsive Lying

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Feb 27, 2020, 01:13

Has been sublime for the Sharks. It has been a long time since a loose forward was so effective on the attack in open play. Skinstand, Joe Van Niekerk and even Kankowski were fast linking players that could offload in the tackle and create space.

He clearly did not fit into the one-dimensional game plan played by many of the SA sides. He would probably also be good for the Lions.

I was dubious of the signing earlier in the year as the Sharks have been conservative in recent years with a running game, and relied on forward domination and brute force by the backs.

However, in the current game plan deployed by the Sharks, he has been phenomenal. If he is going to be considered by the Boks they will need to play a more attacking brand of rugby. 

Feb 27, 2020, 01:40

Did I not say he was a class act, with most you clowns laughing at me

Carr was a similar player now doing good things for Wasps

We have so many quality players we always just needed a coach to direct them

Enter Rassie

Feb 27, 2020, 01:45

Conceded, you were his most loyal fan and he has come to fruition. He has been around for a while, it goes to show how poor some of the coaches are.

If we look at many of the black players that are have been playing well over the last 2 years, they seem to favour a more expansive and high tempo skilled game. They have less of a power game, and instead, back themselves to go wide instead of carrying it up like lumber jacks

Feb 27, 2020, 01:51

The exception to that rule is hooker Joseph Dweba of the Cheetahs

Rassie needs to cap him this year. The bodybuilder runs over players

Feb 27, 2020, 07:52


A second rate lightweight is now the next best thing in South African rugby. A legend in the making according to these two. 

SharkShit and Dumb Fuck Dave, both totally ignorant of anything rugby related, have found their quota ... and are now comparing him to Skinstad, Big Joe and Kankowski.


Just as predicted.  

What next? Will he join Oupa Mohoje in challenging McCaw as the best loosie ever? Stay tuned.

I expect we'll see Redneck join these two well known quota lovers. He is after all a massive fan of them and Notshe is a special player in his eyes. The future Goats captain.

Undoubtedly we'll hear a lot more from these bozo about the brilliance of these pretenders, formerly known as quotas.

Have at it boys. What else can you chumps post about? South African rugby is at an all time high, right?


Feb 27, 2020, 09:31

But can he do it on a cold rainy night in Stoke?;)

I can't see him shining in a meat grinder match against a big pack.

Feb 27, 2020, 12:25

Oh boy Boshoff is back with his rugby wisdom


Feb 27, 2020, 14:07

Notshe, like Carr, won't make it in the international game.

Feb 27, 2020, 16:07

Shezza stop speaking out your arse

Feb 27, 2020, 16:09

Now that would be a talent.

Feb 27, 2020, 16:09

Your take is as good as

Feb 27, 2020, 16:24

Kankowski never really panned out at international level either, as was the case with Warren Whitely. 

However, credit where credit is due. Notshe has played well this season. It is good to see a thinking player on the pitch instead of trying to run through brick walls.

Feb 27, 2020, 16:55

Notshe is far better than Whitely

Notshe would be a handy addition off the bench

I would not start him ahead of Marcel Coetzee, Dan du Preez or Jaco Coetzee

Feb 27, 2020, 18:45

And your take isn't? The only criteria you follow is anyone under 30...

Feb 27, 2020, 19:08

Marcel Coetzee is finished, totally injury-prone. Looks like is an Egyptian mummy running around. It has become very injury prone- which was probably inevitable the way he used to play the game. 

Dan Dupreez is an upgrade of Johan Deysel. Deysel 2.0. 
He needs to add more finesse to his game and could take a look at Notshe. It just depends on the game plan. 
In tight test matches, the physicality of one of the twins would probably be more effective. If it is an all-out attacking game, Notshe has the skills to link with the backs. 
The Dupreez twins can't touch their own toes let alone compete at the breakdown. 

There is still no ideal replacement for the ageing Vermuelen. Vermuelen was probably
SA's best player at the world cup, and I think he got man of the match as well in the final.

Francios Louw needs a replacement as well. It is not just about making a couple of turnovers each match. Louw slowed down opposition ball at the ruck, and he speeds up retention for the Boks on attack. This impact makes the whole team play better as a unit. 
Coaches will have stats like how many times a player was the first and second player to hit a ruck as this is what puts pressure on the opposition. 

Feb 27, 2020, 20:39

Shezza and your fucking rugby contributions are what exactly? I’ll tell you - sweet fuck all

Feb 27, 2020, 20:43

Shark I see you are incapable of comprehending anything and too stupid to move on from your first assessment of a player - the du Preez twins and JVR

I thought you might have seen the light given your progression on Notshe but clearly not

Marcel Coetzee has remained injury free since his minor injury that kept him out of the WC squad so stop speaking utter shit

Do some fucking research before putting your foot in it

Feb 27, 2020, 20:52

You're ego is beyond fragile...

Feb 27, 2020, 21:05

When injury-prone players play at a higher level, they become even more injury-prone. Look no further than the Egyptians mummy return for the Boks last year. 

Springbok loose forward Marcell Coetzee says the biggest challenge he faces after missing out on World Cup selection due to injury is accepting his reality.

Coetzee suffered a double injury blow during South Africa’s warm-up Test against Argentina at Loftus on Saturday when he first injured his ankle before taking a knock to the head.

(2 injuries in the limited time he was on the pitch....)

It has since been confirmed that Coetzee will need to undergo corrective ankle surgery, which will subsequently rule him out of action for 12 weeks and thus also out of contention for World Cup selection.

Coetzee opens up about untimely injury

Feb 27, 2020, 21:07

You know fuck all about me or my ego

Feb 27, 2020, 21:07

Shark you come across quite thick at times

Feb 27, 2020, 21:12

Saffex you don't understand rugby as a team game, a system. You can look at the performances of individuals.

This is why your squads are so large. You cant select the best XV, without changing it the following week. 

Any team chosen by you would be unbalanced. It would have 15 ball carriers trying to dominate the gain line. It would be unbalanced and not a well-oiled machine. 

The game would be lost at the ruck

Feb 27, 2020, 21:30

Oh what utter crap I don’t change my sides.

Squads usually comprise more than the match day 23, so I pick a large squad.

My starting and subs 23 pretty much stay the same and have done for months so stop lying

You ignorantly bang on about the du Preez Twins twins not competing at the breakdown which is utter horseshit not that that is the job of a 7 and 8 anyway but you don’t know your rugby hence the conclusion you reach.

It’s the job of your 6 to fetch and one other, in the Bok side that’s Marx and a handful of others.

But as Rooineck correctly pointed out to you the du Preez twins are just as adept at work at the breakdown as others.

But if you actually knew what you were taking about then you would know that it’s not the job of a 7 and 8 to effect turnovers

As for my side it’s not moved from the following in months/ possibly years

15. Willie

14. Nkosi

13. Kriel

12. de Allende/ Serfontein

11. Dyantyi/ Kolbe

10. Pollard

9. Faf

1. Kitshoff

2. Marx

3. Wilco Louw

4. Etzebeth

5. PSDT / Lood / RG

6. Kolisi

7. Jacques du Plessis / JL du Preez

8. Marcel Coetzee / Dan du Preez

And that’s a fact so stop fucking lying. I’ve stuck with these as my choices for ages unless handicapped by actual squad selections by Bok coaches

Feb 27, 2020, 21:51

I know one thing, that it's fragile.

Feb 27, 2020, 22:29

Saffex, At least 2 out of 3 loose forwards should be competing at the breakdown, not just getting a couple of turnovers. 

A general team, not a tight forward like Marx who when in form is just a freak that a tight forward can be the first person at a ruck so often.

Vermeulen was another allround player that can mix between a ball carrier and fetcher. He can vary his game based on the situation. He is a million times better than the Deysel twins- in a real test match. If the Boks were losing at the breakdown, Vermuelen can move into a specialist fetching role until the battle of the breakdown is changed.

There are hundreds of rucks each match, and it is often where a match is won or lost. 
This is where your understanding of rugby "breaks down"...
You can look at a million rugby games, all you see are the 1 on 1 exchanges of the forwards, with a strong bias for creatine and youth

It is much more complex how a team operates the team unit within space. Like how times a loose forward was the first person to a ruck, or how many metres they covered during the game. This allows other players to catch their breath or time to get into a position to run on to the ball as it is cleared from the ruck.

Specialist players- e.g. a ball carrier like Alberts can only be played when the other 2 loose forwards can compete at breakdowns. (e.g. actually be one of the first people to the ruck).

Feb 27, 2020, 22:43

Oh what utter crap, you have absolutely no idea how the game is played and nor are you able to comprehend the fact that the du Preez twins do as much work at the breakdown as any other forwards

Dan du Preez outplayed Vermeulen in virtually every Super rugby match last season and that’s a fact.

You ignorantly take Vermeulen effecting the odd turnover as his greater contribution than most at the breakdown - it’s simply not true - you don’t understand what work at the breakdown entails

Your stupidity and short sightedness sees the du Preez twins as donkeys if that is the case how is it that they make the TOW that often up here, it’s certainly not only because they carry well. Flatman is not that stupid

One certainty is that you have not watched the du Preez twins playing for Sale for if you had you would not be coming up with the utter crap you do

Feb 27, 2020, 23:50

It is a fact that you believe Dan Dupreez outplayed Vermuelen, however, that, unfortunately, has no relation to reality. 

Although while I could watch more premiership rugby- particularly when 2 good teams play each other. There are also some dead beats in the Premiership 

However, I have seen the Diesel 2.0 twins play for the Sharks. They were good at what they did, but they are one-dimensional compared to Vermuelen. 
You measure a players impact on a game by one or two breaks. 
You wet yourself when JJ made that "half" break against Savea.  

If a player is a right age, is a magical weight figure and one of your favourites,  you then add about 100% points when measuring their performance. (re: JJ) . Then you deduct points for players if they are close to 30. 
Your emotional bias ruins your objective interpretation 

One piece of the jigsaw, you just don't understand how everything works together as a system. Work off the ball and the ruck area is not your forte 

Feb 28, 2020, 01:23

Just as I thought so you have not watched them this year and base your calls on your original takes on them. Wow that progressive but to be fair it would have made no difference had you watched them this year because you are ignorant.

As for Dan outplaying Vermeulen it’s a fact, go check the stats they are available on ESPN, I dare you.

You telling me I don’t understand how everything works together in a system whatever the fuck that is, is a fucking joke given it’s source. There are a good few rugby contributors on here who’s rugby knowledge I respect you are not one of them.

Problem is you lack a basic grasp of the game, you lack the ability to evolve your takes on players and you lie.

You lied about me changing my side all the time and now you are lying about my selection based on size and age.

If size was an issue I would not have Willie at 15 or Kolbe or Dyantyi on the wing.

If age was a factor then Kitshoff, Eben, Lood, PSDT, Kolisi, Marcel Coetzee, Faf, de Allende, Jantjies, Reinach, Malherbe, Nyakane, Mbonambi and Willie would not feature in my sides now would they

Stop fucking lying you prick it’s irritating

Feb 28, 2020, 01:48

Out of interest, who are the "good few rugby contributors on here who’s rugby knowledge I respect"?

As soon as someone has a different opinion to you, which everyone on this board has had at some point, you don't reply respectfully. 

Feb 28, 2020, 01:53

Do you want me to pass you the tissues

You are top of my list of rugby guru’s

Don’t take this wrongly, are you male or female?

Feb 28, 2020, 16:30

Think you've mistaken my curiosity for caring. 

What has my gender got to do with anything?

Feb 28, 2020, 18:47

I’m just curious as the name is female?

Feb 28, 2020, 19:13

No it isn't?

Feb 28, 2020, 19:18

Saffex is a keyword tough guy. 

Hennie Leroux broke Saffex's collar bone, and that was the end of Suffolk's career. Saffex was watching the game from the stands at the time...:D

Feb 28, 2020, 20:13

What the fuck you talking about Sharktwat, you seem to be a compulsive liar, what the fuck did Hennie have to do with my collar bone huh you fucking idiot?

You live in the UK don’t you I’m quiet happy to prove your little keyboard theory wrong if you have the balls for it you little lying prick

As for my question to Shezza it was a sincere one no connotations attached

But of course you are too fucking stupid to work that out little man

Feb 29, 2020, 17:01

Snapster, Notche needs to prove he can play at the top level. Last he tried he flopped. 

That said he is doing well with the Sharks. 

Feb 29, 2020, 19:19

Saffex acting like his namesake, and Essex Chav! :D

Hennie asks howz your shoulder these days? 

Mar 01, 2020, 02:10

Here is Saffex being a twat on the internet- as per usual... :happy:

Meet Sharksworld’s new spoon

He has been rubbing up people, he has been barking up the wrong tree – for some.  He has dished out and received. But he is still around – surprisingly to some folks!  :lol:

I have posted some questions to our latest spoon on Sharksworld – so here we go – meet the guy behind SAFFEX!

Name, nickname and where do you live? David Searle, live in a village (Washbrook) outside Ipswich in England

What do you do for a living? Solicitor

Who do you support and why? Coming from Grahamstown in the Eastern Cape, I dont have an affiliation to any particular SA side, I support them all. Some would say I should be a Kings supporter, but no there is no history with the Kings.

How/why did you become a “? TEAM” supporter? I love all SA rugby

What was your most memorable rugby moment (personally experienced or a team / player)? Being selected to play Craven Week for EP Schools. The Boks coming from 20 odd points behind with 15 minutes to go to beat the All Blacks.

What is your Dream team (old and current players)? It has to be a SA side of 15. Frans Steyn 14. Ray Mordt 13. Danie Gerber 12. Jean de Villiers 11. Habana 10. Hennie le Roux 9. Joost 1. Os du Rant 2. Bismark 3. CJ v/d Linde 4. Bakkies Botha 5. Eben Etzebeth 6. Ruben Kruger 7. Juan Smith 8. Bob Skinstad 16. Hougaard 17. Stransky 18. JP 19. Beast 20. John Smit 21. Matfield 22. Schalk Burger

Which co-bloggers opinion do you value the Most? Why? Have not been around that long to make that kind of call. I like Letgo’s soothing touch!

What is the biggest sacrifice you’ve made to watch a rugby match? Making love to a beautiful woman!

Who is your least liked player? Morne Steyn

Who are your favourite 3 players of all time and why? Bob Skinstad, had the skills of a back, a game changer. Joost v/d Westhuizen, best 9 to ever play the game, created tries from nothing. Eben Etzebeth, the game is about contact, there is no greater bruizer than this kid, ask hardman Bismark

If you could have a blogger deleted, who would it be and why? No blogger should be deleted, freedom of speech and all that.

If you could select a coach (past or present) to be with Your team – who would it be? Kitch Christie

How did you end up on SW, wasting valuable company time? Used to pop in to read the odd article, decided to join the blogging as I do it on other rugby sites. Its my salvation, I’m a SA rugby man living in England. I can’t talk SA rugby with my Pom mates!

Who is your favourite referee – current or old? Dont have one, they are all wrong most of the time!

Why Rugby ? Its in my bloody, if its not a woman, its rugby dominating my thoughts. I played, my kids play, I coach, I hate missing a game, I am always selecting sides, I know the weights, ages of every SA S15 player (sad) – you could say rugby is a passion of mine. I should have had a career in rugby.

How do you react when your team loses? If the Boks lose, I stay grumpy for a good 24 hours.

What is your most memorable rugby moment ever? Winning our two world cups, in particular the first one as I played with Hennie le Roux.

What is your favourite rugby ground? Twickenham, only because I have never been to any of the SA grounds.

What is your earliest memory of a live game – provincial or test match? Watching the British Lions against EP in PE in the 80?s as a kid.

If you could play – what position would suite you best and why? I played centre, I started the crashball craze!!

Do you have any pre-match routines (home or going to the game)? Noooooo

Who is your all-time favourite or best Captain? (locally or internationally) and why? John Smit, great player and respected leader

If your nic is not your real name – how did it originate? Saffex, I used to live in Essex, I am a Saffa who lived in Essex, hence Saffex

What is your take on woman rugby supporters? How do you feel about the female bloggers on SW? No different to male supporters, but much nicer to look at. There should be more female bloggers on SW

Describe “Sharkertainment” Shark entertainment – which means nothing to me as I play no part in it, living in England

Are you related to any well-known player? No

There you have it folks! Thanks for taking the time, Saffex!



  • Nice to meet you Saffex. Now try not to give lawyers a worse reputation. Explains a lot though. They are generally scum in my experience. ;-)

    Just dont try “rubbing up” against me.

  • Comment 1, posted at 24.04.13 15:56:02 by Big Fish Reply
    Big FishAssistant coach
  • Welcome to the site Saffex. ;-)

  • Comment 2, posted at 24.04.13 15:56:41 by wpw Reply
    wpwAssistant coach
  • Haha Fish…you’re the biggest shark of all! :) )

  • Comment 3, posted at 24.04.13 16:00:39 by Ice Reply
    Competition Winner IceAssistant coach
  • Welcome, now time to troll you :P only joking welcome mate :D

  • Comment 4, posted at 24.04.13 16:00:47 by Uli Reply
    Valued Sharksworld Supporter
    Uli BoelieTeam captain
  • I played centre, I started the crashball craze!! – oooh you dirty rat!

  • Comment 5, posted at 24.04.13 16:28:26 by Clayton(PJLD) Reply
    Clayton(PJLD)Team captain
  • Must say, Saffex hasn’t been that bad, he really needs to up his game if he’s to compete with hendrikP and the Megatron of old (Mega has gone soft now that he has an SA team to support :lol: )

  • Comment 6, posted at 24.04.13 16:29:37 by FireTheLooser Reply

    Assistant coach
  • Saffex, CJ van der Linde, really? Otherwise are you an Andrean, Kingswoodian or a Graemian?

  • Comment 7, posted at 24.04.13 16:39:05 by Ludz Reply

    LudzSuper Rugby player
  • Thanks for the welcome, I come in peace most of the time.

    Ludz – Graemian of course

    CJ v/d Linde is by no means a convincing selection, but we have struggled with world beating tightheads in my time as a spectator.

    The likes of Dan Cole and Ben Franks are far better.

    Had Mujati been invested in, chances are he would have been my man. He was huge for Saints at times.

  • Comment 8, posted at 24.04.13 17:10:31 by Saffex Reply

Mar 01, 2020, 13:26

Hahahahaha hilarious thread.

Pure comedy! 

Mar 01, 2020, 13:26

Awe Shark you pathetic little squirt. I don’t deny throwing my weight around you fucking stupid prick difference is I’m more than happy to give you a good smack to disprove your assertion that I’m a keyboard warrior

Difference between us is that you are too chicken shit to man up you pathetic little man

Mar 01, 2020, 15:18

Fat Dave, didn't you also have fights scheduled with Poie, and Boklogic, both of which you chickened out of... Still how does this happen to you- a tough guy on an internet board? 

What a tit, Your collar bone is so weak, I would use it as a wishbone and snap you...Ask Hennie Leroux who snapped it with ease

Mar 01, 2020, 15:25

Sharktwat why don’t you put your money where your ignorant little mouth is chicken shit

You are all talk and fucking stupid

Mar 01, 2020, 15:56

I will be in London next Friday afternoon at the Slug and Lettuce in Wimbledon, the same place you were supposed to meet Poie before you chickened out...

Make sure you bring a clean jacket and put some deodorant on, there is no need to stink the place out like when you met Moz. 

Mar 01, 2020, 17:42

This thread has turned tragic.

Mar 01, 2020, 18:08

Sharktwat one certainty is that you seem to think lying in every post somehow gives you more credibility

I’ll happily meet you on Friday and give you a fucking hiding - what time fuckwit

Mar 01, 2020, 18:16

As a lawyer Dave, do you really think having a fight in public and the potential repercussions is smart? 

Mar 01, 2020, 18:19

I retired early 18 months ago, I have my finger in a few pies these days, but formal employment is a thing of the past.

I’m a man of leisure most of the time these days so have plenty of time to give mouthing off Sharktwat a hiding.

Mar 01, 2020, 18:32

Oh dear, a showdown at Last Chance Saloon


Mar 01, 2020, 18:36

Sharktwat won’t be anywhere near Wimbledon on Friday I can guarantee that

Big mouth throwing accusations from his fingertips

Mar 01, 2020, 19:02

7 pm on Friday, you better be there- and not chicken out as you did with Poie. Send me a message on this board at 7 pm- and I will meet you at the front door. 

Happy to give this disbarred lawyer a lesson. Fat Dave has an inheritance, it is the only way he can support "himself. A failure that has nothing to do but try to act like an expert on rugby boards... 

Saffex has his fingers in a few pies these days... He stuffs his face with pies. 

Examples of Saffex challenges in the past where he wimped out. (Poi-e) (Bok-logic)

Mar 01, 2020, 19:10

Its a date chicken shit, text me on 07538201314 to confirm you are man enough to take a hiding.

Send me a text now

Mar 01, 2020, 19:16

I will text you at 7pm on Friday. You better show up. If you don't, I will upload a photo at the entrance of Slug and Lettuce with a timestamp to prove you are a coward. Poie has already proven you are a wimp. 

Mar 01, 2020, 19:20

Text me now chicken shit come on you fucking little yellow belly

Who the fuck is Poie you lying prick

Come on text me chicken shit, not Friday now for I don’t trust shit like you

Tough keyboard warriors throwing accusations my way

Come on little man prove you are brave enough to text me

Mar 01, 2020, 20:43

I will text on Friday at 7 pm at the agreed meeting place. I will probably use a hidden number, as I don't want to hear your cries and tears afterwards.

However thanks for your number. I am looking for some internet websites to send millions of spam messages to your phone in the meantime. :D

Mar 01, 2020, 20:45

Edit your post Dave and remove your number, not only can Sharkbok see it but other anonymous people can. 

Mar 01, 2020, 20:56

:) The RuckersForum challenge to see who can spam Saffex's number the most. 

"Saffex on Ruckers Forum

Mar 01, 2020, 19:10

Its a date chicken shit, text me on 07538201314 to confirm you are man enough to take a hiding.

Send me a text now

Mar 01, 2020, 21:06


Mar 01, 2020, 21:22

just signed up your profile for these websites. 

Mar 01, 2020, 21:31

I’m waiting for the text chicken shit

You keep signing up that end Sharktwat

Chicken shit

Mar 01, 2020, 23:33

I am not going to text you, as I don't want to give my phone number to a loser like you. 

However, I will message you on this board at 7 pm on Friday night. 
Will you actually be at the agreed location. Yes or No? 

Mar 01, 2020, 23:57

I don’t trust a useless cunt that does not have the balls to text me. Like hell you will pitch up you fucking chicken shit

I’ll happily turn up because I am looking forward to fucking smacking the twat who calls me a keyboard warrior.

I’ll happily add another scar to my knuckles giving you a smack as I don’t like you - you are a ignorant lying prick

Do I trust you will be there no fucking ways as you are too scared to text so why would you pitch up

Mar 02, 2020, 00:00

That is just an excuse. Just like how you wimped out with Poi-e. I guarantee that I will be at the stated location at 7 pm. 

I can see you are already trying to weasel out of it....

Is this fat slob a picture below of you? Too many fingers in too many pies stuffing your face with them. 
You usually post using a picture of a 20-year-old. 
Your shoulders are tiny, but your gut is huge. A schoolgirl rugby team would break those weak collar bones like a twig. 

Aug 31, 2018, 01:03

I'd no idea that ouDawie wus short & so fat .

A cheerleader has bigger shoulders and biceps than Fat Dave. 
Looks like Slimer from Ghost Busters...

Image result for slimer

Mar 02, 2020, 00:08

I’m waiting for that text chicken shit, man up and send it

You don’t have it in you

The only keyboard warrior on here is you and that’s a fact

Come on chicken shit

You work out how far Barnes is from Wimbledon little man and see if I don’t rock up

Mar 02, 2020, 00:11

It is only 39 minutes, so you have no excuse. 

I will finally see you face to face. Don't eat too much before I leave you in some ditch. 

The average journey time between Barnes and Wimbledon is 39 minutes . On an average weekday, there are 115 trains travelling from Barnes to Wimbledon. The journey time may be longer on weekends and holidays.

Trains Barnes to Wimbledon | Cheap Tickets & Times | Trainline

Mar 02, 2020, 00:13

Exactly chicken shit

Good luck

Mar 02, 2020, 00:26

If you don't show up, then it is the third time you have made threats on this board- but chickened out...

Mar 02, 2020, 00:32

Keep lying chicken shit it’s your strength

Keyboard warrior

Why do we have to wait till Friday let’s meet tomorrow

Mar 02, 2020, 00:39

Believe it or not, I have things to do like working. Friday evening works fine for me. I will punch 10 kebabs down your fat throat as a warm-up and then kick that fat gut. Then break those weak shoulder collar bones-  they are not built for rugby or anything physical. 

then I will still have time to have some beers and enjoy the evening...after carrying you to the train station and pay your return fair - and sellotape your address to you for a taxi to pick you up after your train ride back 

Mar 02, 2020, 00:53

Just as I thought chicken shit

Too fucking scared - you keep up the keyboard chest beating

You will be working tomorrow evening will you?

Fucking joke

Step up and meet me tomorrow evening after your shift packing chickens

I know the answer already chicken shit

Mar 02, 2020, 03:25


Mar 02, 2020, 10:24

Kids | Wimbledon Kickboxing & Boxing Club

There are better ways to solve petty issues...just a suggestion, instead of spending a night in the slammer LOL.

Mar 02, 2020, 17:23

Here I was concerned about the drop in spectators at the Super rugby games over the weekend but now understand the reason for the drop in attendance.

They are all in transit to the UK for the bout on Friday night between Saffex and sharkbok.

Sure hope it rises to the expectations generated by the back and forth challenges hurled at one another.

I hope they will be able to post the results of the bout or a video for those of us who are unable to get to the PUB.

Any thoughts on who will be victorious guys.

I do. I think sanity will win and both "fighters" will be nursing a major sore head on Saturday from the ALE consumer.


Mar 02, 2020, 20:10

The Poms can consume a bit of ale, but South Africans drink beer...we are the masters of beer...a small country rising to the top of beer production...because we know our product. :D

Mar 02, 2020, 20:21

Does anyone else think Saffex's Torso is out of proportion. He has tiny thin arms with small narrow shoulders, then suddenly a huge gut. Looks like a lazy pig that does nothing every day :angel:

Mar 02, 2020, 20:25

Consuming lots of beer to sustain a proper beer gut, is not doing nothing!

Mar 02, 2020, 20:26

PS, you're fascination with Saffex's physique is telling.:D

Mar 02, 2020, 20:47

Well, we have 2 Saffex's...

The 20-year-old one that he uses as his profile pics online, and the fat greying one provided by Cereadyne...

Saffex has described himself on this board over the years as though he was a Greek God. Then he had the argument of who was taller than last years... Then he posted a picture of a French rugby player, who Saffex claimed to look like...

What we now see is this fat beast that looks more like Slimer in Ghost Busters that a human being... A fanboy that jerks off while he watches Eztebeth flex his muscles. 

How he sees himself vs how the world sees him.??

Mar 02, 2020, 20:51

Agreed on your comment about BEER nothing tastes as good as a cold Castle Lager while sitting under the African sun at Castle Corner (Kingsmead) watching the Natal cricket team playing the Transvaal team.

But alas those days are no more and that goes for the sun as well.

Mar 02, 2020, 22:56

Sharktwat keep lying about me it’s your strength

Narrow shoulders and a big gut bwhaaahaaa

I guess you will never find out as you were too chicken shit to meet last evening

So my profile pic is when I was 20 was it?

Your lying knows no boundaries but I guess being mentally challenged precludes you from working out that it discredits your credibility. But I guess you can’t really lose credibility when you had zero in the first place

Keep lying Sharktwat it’s entertaining

Mar 02, 2020, 23:00

ha, ha!

Mar 02, 2020, 23:03

Who is that?

Mar 02, 2020, 23:11

Ceradynce said it is you. Is this you, or not? :D Not sure where Ceradyne got the photo from though. Ha Ha

Mar 02, 2020, 23:18

Nope it’s not me you stupid prick just like I’ve never received a single penny of inheritance but you keep trying dumbfuck

It’s doing your credibility a world of good

Mar 02, 2020, 23:24

Have you met Ceradyne? Why would he be lying... Arent you both cricket buddies? 

How do you have money if you were disbarred? It was also Ceradyne who confirmed that Disbarred Dave was no longer wanted :D

You also claimed that Hennie Leroux broke your collar bone. See you speak so much shit that you forget this. 

Mar 02, 2020, 23:29

I have never met the prick you dumbass, disbarred was I, what a load of horseshit and I’ve never broken my collarbone you ignorant prick

So what’s next?

What’s the next lie?

Mar 03, 2020, 00:08

So now I am lying about you lying. It is more likely that you are lying about your own lies, or you have just forgotten your lies given how frequent they are. A compulsive liar that tries to impress people by distorting the truth...

I will ask Ceradyne to confirm. He is certainly a more reliable and honest person than you. 

You said you stopped playing rugby because your collar bone is prone to get broken You even said your son experienced a similar injury and was considering giving up the game. 

I can assure you that you claimed Hennie Leroux broke your collar bone. Yes, it was bullshit, but you did claim this.

That is the problem about lying, You have to remember your own maze of lies, otherwise, you just contradict yourself. 

Ceradynce also provided a website that listed Dave Searle as disbarred for bringing the profession into disrepute. Lawyers are scumbags, so what you did must be pretty extreme to be disbarred.

Mar 03, 2020, 00:41

And don’t forget I know Vlag really well we are cricket buddies

My poor broken collarbone 

Disbarred lawyer

It’s classic stuff

I’m off to find the other half of my collarbone to give it to my poor son, sounds like he needs it


Keep it up Sharktwat you are on a fire - bwhaaahaaaa

That chicken packing makes so much sense now - fuck you are pathetic

I actually don’t want to smack you anymore, I’d hate to smash your stupidity out of you, this site would be far less entertaining 

Mar 03, 2020, 01:43

Jan 21, 2020, 00:41

Geez Chip you are a fucking prick

Actually no, my son had shoulder surgery so missed last season and is about to have his other shoulder done

You fucking twat 

Mar 03, 2020, 01:44

You often talk about giving rugby because of your shoulder/collar bone. Hennie Leroux tackled you, and it popped out. (or so you said).

You also recently stated your son has similar shoulders to you.  These are your own words.

I doubt your son would want your collar bones, given they have broken more times than his own- so far at least. 

Fat Dave was more suited to a career as a ballet dancer or singer. 

Mar 03, 2020, 02:03

Collarbone is it, dumbfuck?

Broken collarbone is it huh?

You sad sack, you been searching all this time for broken collarbones?


Mar 03, 2020, 02:31

It is pretty easy, just enter the bolded text into Google and it creates a filter on the ruckersforum website. "saffex" "collar"

Fat Dave in Google Link

It is called using search operators, much easier and faster than how you would go about looking for information. 


Mar 03, 2020, 02:38

You found the broken collarbone yet dumbfuck

You really did not have to explain yourself, you feeling a little stupid?

How’s that google search working out for you 

Give it up you idiot, are you too fucking stupid to realise what a complete prick you look?

Own your own company my arse - that’s about as credible as Beenkop being a CA

Stick to chickens collarbone!!!

Mar 03, 2020, 02:41

Google is filled with information on Fat Dave though... ha, ha:D

Mar 03, 2020, 02:43

It’s the broken collarbone we are after though!!

Mar 03, 2020, 03:21

Ah, Fat Dave I just found the lie that you denied....

Put bolded text into Google using copy and paste. "saffex" "Hennie le Roux"

Feb 20, 2013, 00:07

Damn right I wont be kitting up, my days of playing are long gone thanks to Hennie le Roux putting my shoulder to bed once and for all!

Mar 03, 2020, 03:25

It is part of the package being a compulsive liar.... forgetting one's list of lies. 

Unless Hennie LeRoux had sex with your shoulder, he broke it playing rugby- or so you claim...

Mar 03, 2020, 03:29

Was it a broken collarbone dumbass?

Fucking wake up geez it’s fucking obvious

How dom, stupid are you?

You are irritatingly stupid

Mar 03, 2020, 03:31

Here are 3 different types of shoulder fractures:
  • Clavicle Fracture: A broken collarbone is the most common type shoulder fracture. It usually results from a fall.
  • Proximal Humerus Fracture: This is a fracture of the upper part of the arm. ...
  • Scapula Fractures: A fracture of the scapula bone is rare.
10 Dec 2018
A fracture is the official medical term for broken

3 Types of Shoulder Fractures - The Handcare Blog

Mar 03, 2020, 11:47

Here is a little help - try dislocated shoulder I’m a little bored of your stupidity - now crawl back to your chicken factory collarbone

Mar 03, 2020, 12:10

Exposed as a compulsive liar. Always making up imaginary stories to try impress people. No one believed you, check out the comments on that blog post about your imaginary friend jennie theroux. You need help...

Mar 03, 2020, 12:42

Thought I better post this email I recently received from a Colonel "Rainbow" Sanders of the Farmer Brown Chicken Union of South Africa . . .

To whom it may concern,

I wish to object in the strongest possible terms to the repeated portrayal of chickens and/or chicken parts in a negative light on this thread. 

Examples of this eggstremely unfair and discriminatory behaviour are as follows: 

"Difference between us is that you are too chicken shit to man up you pathetic little man"

"Fat Dave, didn't you also have fights scheduled with Poie, and Boklogic, both of which you chickened out of..."

"Your collar bone is so weak, I would use it as a wishbone and snap you"

"Sharktwat why don’t you put your money where your ignorant little mouth is chicken shit"

"I will be in London next Friday afternoon at the Slug and Lettuce in Wimbledon, the same place you were supposed to meet Poie before you chickened out..."

"7 pm on Friday, you better be there- and not chicken out as you did with Poie. "

"Its a date chicken shit"

"Come on text me chicken shit"

"Like hell you will pitch up you fucking chicken shit"

"If you don't show up, then it is the third time you have made threats on this board- but chickened out..."

"Come on chicken shit"

"Step up and meet me tomorrow evening after your shift packing chickens"

"Stick to chickens collarbone!!!"

"now crawl back to your chicken factory collarbone"

As president and founder member of the largest Chicken Union in South Africa, I speak on behalf of all chickens when I say we resent the unwarranted and demeaning portrayal of chickens in a bad light on this thread and request that you desist with immediate effect, or we will lay more than eggs, we will lay charges!

I mean really, what the cluck is wrong with you people?


Colonel "Rainbow" Sanders
President: Farmer Brown Chicken Union of South Africa

I think we should tone down on the chicken references guys!

Mar 03, 2020, 13:30

Sharktwat what have I lied about you fucking idiot?

The only exposure here is your fucking stupidity banging on about a broken collarbone but you are too fucking thick to realise that

You profoundly stupid twat

Mar 03, 2020, 13:55

Go at it boys!

At the moment it looks like sharktwit is winning by a comfortable margin!
Saffex can't really be a lawyer as he cant argue a case. Has he run out of ammo. The chicken bit was worn thin so what's next!

Mar 03, 2020, 14:18

Trust Beenkop to find favour in someone banging on about a broken collarbone that never ever happened

I guess you fucking losers need to stick together

Beenkop we know how fucking ignorant and stupid you are - right here you have just confirmed it

Keep up your standards Beenkop

Mar 03, 2020, 17:23

How is the sparring progressing for the upcoming Friday Pub event going 'SLUGGERS"?

Mar 03, 2020, 17:56

We have to help Saffex through this, by giving it our utmost support. 

Compulsive lying describes a condition in which a person tells falsehoods out of habit, sometimes for no reason at all. It is also known as pathological lying, mythomania, and habitual lying.

Compulsive Lying - GoodTherapy

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Mar 03, 2020, 18:14

Here is a test Sharktwat - it’s going to expose you as the liar be prepared.

No ducking and diving just answer a simple yes or no

Did I break my collarbone?

Mar 03, 2020, 18:24

Saf, you mentioned a busted shoulder a while ago...not collar bone...I think he's got the general location of your injury right, but he totally screwed up the detail.:D

Mar 03, 2020, 18:33

Try tell that to the fucking clueless clown.

I think you will find there is a vast difference between a collarbone and shoulder

And quite a considerable difference between a break and a dislocation but the ignorant prick pings me as a liar

I struggle to comprehend how people can actually be that stupid

But wait for it, it will continue to assert that I’m the liar here when..........

Mar 03, 2020, 18:40

You denied the incident with Hennie Leroux ending your rugby career. He injured your shoulder. Without a doctors report confirming the exact injury, a broken collar bone or shoulder fracture will suffice. 

You could have corrected me earlier on saying it was a dislocated shoulder, but you denied the whole incident with Hennie Leroux. (Plus who retires after getting a dislocated shoulder... Some players have even had a doctor pop it back in on the field of play). 

If you speak crap on various blogs forums, you need to write down your lies to make sure your story is consistent. :D

We are here to support you through this Saffex. We will not look down on your when you make up imaginary stories- such as your friend leaving to coach Griquas, when it had been in the media for over 2 weeks already. Peter later went on to coach a schools team. A janitor that does a bit of rugby training... 

Mar 03, 2020, 18:40

He's trolling a bit, we all do it at times.

BTW, I broke me collar bone...not really painful, but the recovery is uncomfortable. 

Mar 03, 2020, 18:46

Show me where I denied Hennie had anything to do with my dislocation you lying prick?

I have never mentioned a broken collarbone only a shoulder dislocation much like my son had.

You were the pathetic liar that informed us all it was a broken collarbone

So who is the liar here you fucking dumb prick?

Mar 03, 2020, 19:16

Pieter Rossouw coaches Paarl Gim after a spell as backline coach of the Bools. Jake White is technical advisor for Drostdy...The Grey College coach probably earns more than the WP Coach at present.

Some schools teams are probably better run and funded than most provincial teams...especially top 10 schools.

Mar 04, 2020, 09:05

Super Rugby clearly isn't providing enough distraction :angel:

Mar 04, 2020, 09:32

Pakie your commentaries are sorely missed ..... with Beano you never know when he's off to tennis or taking his ma-in-law for a drive.

Mar 04, 2020, 09:55

"Pakie your commentaries are sorely missed ..... with Beano you never know when he's off to tennis or taking his ma-in-law for a drive."

Baboon-ou tends to disappear when his crap team is getting thumped.


Mar 04, 2020, 12:54

Rooitwit I have been absent for all the Stormers victories this season  but watched their loss last Saturday. 

As usual poor Redrooi is 100 %"wrong! Beahahahaha

Ou Saffex gets injured in a clash with one of the smallest Bok centers ever.  Stick to bowls snapster but don't wreck your rickety back. Hahahaha. :D

To be fair one has to say ou sharktwit is about as immature as Dave. 

Hilarious stuff from these two comics. 

Mar 04, 2020, 12:56

Blob playing is better than watching unless you want to become a blob like coach potato. 

Mar 04, 2020, 13:48

Thanks Blob, 2020 has kicked off like a fire in the looney bin so not much time for watching ruggers right now.

Blob playing is better than watching unless you want to become a blob like coach potato.

I...didn't realize potatoes needed coaching.

Mar 04, 2020, 13:52

I read that as Coach Potato . . . as in Coach Erasmus or Coach Christie or Coach Gatland.

Mar 04, 2020, 13:54

The spelling errors of Beeno have their own spelling errors

Mar 11, 2020, 17:31

Fat Dave, do you really think I would go meet someone from a blog forum and go fight them? 

I don't even live in London, I live in Cornwall which is about 6 hours drive from London, I go to London once or twice a year at most, and just for business purposes.

I could have phoned you from a withheld number, just to get you to waste your Friday evening!
:D My goal was just to wind you up, as you are easy bait. 
The point is this is the third time you have tried to be in a physical fight with a blog poster on this forum. You really need to ask yourself questions...

If the police in the UK found out a fight took place, that was agreed on an online forum it would be considered pre-meditated assault. It could be on one's record for the rest of their life.  Possibly even a CCJ which would ruin credit references, or worse a suspended sentence or a real conviction. So win or lose, the reality is there is no win in a situation like this. 

I have not had a fight in years, and never have I considered meeting someone from an online blog to have a fight with them. I was always going to say this, I just wanted to see how much I could wind up for entertainment purposes.:P

The bottom line is that Poi-e does live in London- and you chickened out of that fight because you knew you would get a slap. At no point did I actually entertain the idea of meeting you. 

Pal, you need help... With your attitude, I would be surprised if you don't already have some type of conviction here in the UK...

Mar 11, 2020, 18:01

Listen here you lying fucking waste of space - firstly you are lying about me and Poi-e every arranging a meet up to fight it’s simply not true you fucking idiot.

The only prick that wanted to fight me was Boklogic who happened to live in NZ.....Cornwall is far but NZ is a tad further

Are you really fucking stupid enough to think the police would waste their time on a a fight arranged on a rugby forum you ignorant prat.

Now here’s the catch dumbfuck, do you honestly think I’d travel to London from the tranquility of my farm to come meet up with a prick like you!! But it was a pleasure exposing you for the little coward you are

Call me a keyboard warrior or anything for that matter to my face and I’d fucking give you a hiding

I have plenty of scars on my knuckles from smacking pricks like you, I’d happily add another

Now fuck off you miserable prick who thought he was winding me up and that I’d actually travel to come meet you!!

Fucking idiot

Mar 12, 2020, 02:07

The venue, Slug and Lettuce says it Wimbleton....hahaha.

Quite funny, in fact hilarious.

A slimy slug chowing away on a green leaf, sorry I have a strange sense of humour.

The only thing that took a pummeling:D were the keyboards....Bahahahaha.

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