If we were celebrities... and why?

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May 30, 2020, 00:26


  1. clevermike - Walter Matthau ... self explanatory
  2. Mozart - Jack Lemmon ... self explanatory
  3. David Searle - Danny de Vito ... self explanatory
  4. Rooinek - Danie Craven ... nobody knows more than he does when it comes to fantasy stuff. He just cleans up every time
  5. Denny - Michael Jackson. He isn't sure if he's black or white
  6. Beeno - Donny Trump... pompus, but with a gay black son in law
  7. Plum - Pierce Brosnan... promises so much, but just can't seem to step out of his comfort zone
  8. Pakie - Dalai Lama
  9. Cloudy - Melissa McCarthy. Shame I'll leave out this explanation.
  10. Draad - He-Man. Sounds like a super hero from the 80's
  11. Aug - Hitler ... self explanatory
  12. Flash - Boris Johnson. Some people love him, some people hate him... but he means well.
  13. CleanCut - Hannibal Lecter. Turn your back and he may eat you

It's late. I'll think of more after I say good night to David's mom.




May 30, 2020, 00:44

Hey guy!!!

I live outside of the comfort zone.

Have you not seen my posts?

UFOs, crypto, brain implants, holographic theory, agnosticism, psychedelics...

What does a man have to do?

It's like saying Daniel Day Lewis isn't a method actor.

I request that the academy review their review.

Kindly



May 30, 2020, 01:46

Gosh I tried to think of a retort, but all I see is a whole lot of nothing... what’s the opposite of celebrity...non entity?

May 30, 2020, 09:00

 

May 30, 2020, 09:05

This is probably closer to the truth though:


May 30, 2020, 09:06

Oops!

May 30, 2020, 09:35

  1. Clevermike - extra 1
  2. Mozart - extra 2
  3. Saffex - extra 3
  4. Rooinek - Tommy Wiseau
  5. Denny - fluffer(look up if you don't know what this important role is)
  6. Beeno - extra 4
  7. Plum - extra 5
  8. Pakie - extra 6
  9. Cloudy - extra 7
  10. Draad - extra 8
  11. Aug - extra 9
  12. Flash - lighting
  13. CleanCut - extra 10

May 30, 2020, 09:38

Poor old Plumchum . . . "Hey guys, I'm really interesting. Hey are you guys listening? I'm so edgy and cool and I have all these alternative views . . . why does no-one see it? Hey guys, are you listening to me? Hey. why does everyone think I'm a boring attention-seeker? No-one's listening. It's not fair!"

May 30, 2020, 10:15

Awe, Tommy.

It always means so much coming from the worst Polish actor of all time.

May 30, 2020, 14:32

Nah he’s Arthur Shields playing Mr Parry,  the deacon in How Green Was My Valley.

May 30, 2020, 18:40

Where the fck is Freddy in all of this?

Jun 01, 2020, 10:30

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaa!1

Chippo ... you are seriously not well.



Jun 01, 2020, 15:59

Chip, i think you need to start a weekly column on the site.

You somehow manage to attract attention and laughs by the dozen each time you post something.

But Boris Johnson??? seriously?

I think clevermike, moz, Saffex, CC and Beeno's were pretty spot on.

Jun 01, 2020, 18:06

Flash - perception vs reality could not be further from the truth!!

About as spot on as Cunt being a nice chap

Jun 01, 2020, 18:21

I second the weekly column...this one made me watch 80's cartoons again!

Jun 01, 2020, 18:49

Listen !!! 

We are all  being arrogant...the only one (Cloudy) that is female attracting is old Seb..

No one tougher, resilient than Seb, Olly Le Roux shivered in hisv boots , Ruben Kruger ands Os Du Randt gave space when Seb meant business..,..

Jun 01, 2020, 18:49

Listen !!! 

We are all  being arrogant...the only one (Cloudy) that is female attracting is old Seb..

No one tougher, resilient than Seb, Olly Le Roux shivered in hisv boots , Ruben Kruger ands Os Du Randt gave space when Seb meant business..,..

Jun 02, 2020, 14:04

"Listen !!! 

We are all  being arrogant...the only one (Cloudy) that is female attracting is old Seb..

No one tougher, resilient than Seb, Olly Le Roux shivered in hisv boots , Ruben Kruger ands Os Du Randt gave space when Seb meant business..,.."

May this forever be preserved in digital hyperspace.

Jun 02, 2020, 14:10

What a strange chap.

Jun 02, 2020, 14:25

Are we not all strange Pakie

Deep down inside, where the inner most butterflies go to roost.... or roam

That place where the humming starts and the trembling feelings of good natured thoughts originate from.....

That dark recess of the consciousness that come forward to make itself known when we are so deeply troubled by our own confusing subconscious fleeting remnants of materialistic wantings of life.....

I don't know hey..... your thoughts?

:)

Jun 02, 2020, 15:45

 Posted by: Plum (5937 posts)

Jun 02, 2020, 14:04

"Listen !!! 

We are all  being arrogant...the only one (Cloudy) that is female attracting is old Seb..

No one tougher, resilient than Seb, Olly Le Roux shivered in hisv boots , Ruben Kruger ands Os Du Randt gave space when Seb meant business..,.."

May this forever be preserved in digital hyperspace.  “

Little did you know that there was still more to come. 

Maybe Cyril Ramaphosa and madam Nkosasana are to blame? 

Jun 02, 2020, 15:48

Yes DA, and uhm, existentially the whatsit and the whatnots make it so that the thing...fuck it, all I can say is Uli Schmidt and Kobus Wiese better give me some space when I mean business.

Jun 02, 2020, 16:55

Lol @ Pakie

Just the response I expected

Jun 02, 2020, 18:59

Does this mean we are all friends?:


 
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