I love you Chip chip and you were close re Tesco it’s about a 15min drive from me
I actually own a property I rent out which is about a 10min walk to that Tesco - it’s in the village of Copdock, where I play my cricket
Unfortunately you are wrong about my height, weight and me balding but we can excuse you on that front given you have never set eyes on my lovely self
Now fuck off before I shed a tear you soppy black man!!
when you cry, do your tears have fat content?
I’m all cried out with joy at your heartfelt embrace I can feel the love
Please tell cunt I’m off for my 2 or is it 2 and a half hour shuffle now
I might give Dolly Parton a go on my journey!!
...where do you come up with this?? I'd love to spend a day inside Chippo's head!
Yeah, he should consider a career change. Make a million i n no time.
Good luck Cripple Dave. Hope you break your 1km shuffle's time by a few minutes.