A friend of mine has just sent me a whatsapp.

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Sep 15, 2023, 17:54

If anyone is interested, a friend of mine (his friend) bought a ticket for the World Cup Rugby in France, without realising the date for the Springboks vs Ireland coinciding with his own wedding date.

If you know of anyone who is free and wants to go in his place. He lives in Cape Town. He is getting married at St Georges Cathedral on 23 September and the brides name is Caroline. If it's still available...I will put you in contact.

Sep 15, 2023, 18:00

A good wife would let the man go watch the game.

It's 80 minutes.

He's giving her all the rest.

Sep 15, 2023, 18:04

Haha, he is pulling my leg, He has a strange sense of humour..

Sep 15, 2023, 18:15

It’s a joke doing the rounds

Sep 15, 2023, 18:25

I find this hard to believe. 

Not the bit about the rugby ticket or the wedding, what I find hard to believe is that Tit has a friend.

Sep 15, 2023, 18:34

Is this Caroline trying to get rid of her husbands rugby ticket?

Sep 15, 2023, 18:49

Of course you would, you obviously have none.

Out of your own confession you clearly don't and no clue what true friendship is all about :

"This may sound lame, but I've known some of the posters on these boards a lot longer than I've known family members, friends and work colleagues . . . and some of you know me better than a lot of people in real life . . . even if you don't know it.

Somewhere along the line I have built up a reputation for being dishonest on these boards".

Sep 15, 2023, 19:38

No tact, no style and no honor...100% pure d!ck...that's our Rooi.:angel:

Sep 16, 2023, 08:53

We all love Rooitwit. Hahahaha. 

Sep 16, 2023, 17:45

Rooi is that friend that gets you into a bar fight every weekend.

Without fail.

Sep 16, 2023, 18:07

Don't worry ButtPlug, I don't have any friends who are weak suck-ups. You're safe, I'm more likely to be the guy breaking your nose in the bar than the friend you have to help out.

Sep 16, 2023, 18:08

Oh shut up, you queen.

You're the dear that would start the night quiet, get some beer courage, and leave bleeding.

Sep 16, 2023, 19:12

"I'm more likely to be the guy breaking your nose in the bar than the friend you have to help out."

Pathetic little chest beater...Rooi, let me know when you'll be jumping Beenz for a cheap shot...can't wait seeing him mop the floor with you...you should concentrate more to keep the mask on...it's quite revealing when you let things slip...

Sep 16, 2023, 19:43

Wehe, looks like ButtPlug has his wingman in the Squeaky Toy . . . .but in that case, it would probably have to be a fight in a gay bar . . .

Sep 17, 2023, 06:01

Rooitjie hates the gays

So many passes, so many times they've turned him down.

Sep 17, 2023, 07:26

Grootbekke are normally compensating for something...but this tough guy routine from Rudehole is hilarious. 

Sep 17, 2023, 08:26

Rooi would give me a bloody nose.

From the headache his company would cause :)

Sep 17, 2023, 09:09

Ou pinknek isnt too bad a guy if your standards are low enough. Hahahahaha. 

No rooi is the funniest guy on the board in my opinion.  Seldom gets it right but 100 percent for effort. 

His wife of course must be a Saint. Or maybe she just keeps rooi on a very tight leash! :D

Anyhow let's not be too hard on Rooitwit. He makes a great contribution to the confusion on the board. 

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