Unheralded South African Dean Burmester has crept almost unnoticed up the leaderboard on day 3 of the USA PGA at Valhalla and from almost nowhere he's now just 2 shots off the lead!

And Rory and Burmeister crash and burn as the curse takes hold.

Wehe . . . and Xander wins it! 

Sssssssssssssssschplotttttt!!!

LMAO!

Hahaha….so why did the curse not affect Xander. You could literally see Rory collapsing after the curse, pitching into the water, putting like a 15 handicapper. Why did it not affect Xander?

Well look again at (sic’s) language…..if Rory or Burmester (sic) don’t win it….’I would be ‘happy’ if Schauffle finally wins a Major.’

Clearly not a prediction, just a statement of who he would prefer to win if the two players he was giving a chance, didn’t win. The curse was not activated.

Golf, the one sport where we've consistently rolled out quality players ............undoubtedly thanks to total absence of any gu mint interference.